M.I.L.K Greeting Cards - Head says gym, heart says gin
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THURSDAY 18TH DECEMBER (BEFORE 3PM) |
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FRIDAY 20th DECEMBER(BEFORE 3PM) |
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MONDAY 22nd DECEMBER(BEFORE 3PM) |
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TUESDAY 23RD DECEMBER(BEFORE 3PM) |
We post every working day (Monday-Friday)
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(Our store will be open on Xmas Eve though)
We will be closed Christmas Day, Boxing Day & New Years Day
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Perfectly balancing wit and whimsy, this M.I.L.K. greeting card speaks to the daily tug-of-war between ambition and indulgence. Featuring the playful phrase “Head says gym, heart says gin” and a vintage image of a woman stretching to touch her toes, it’s a cheeky nod to self-care—however you define it.
Ideal for birthdays, laughs between friends, or a light-hearted pick-me-up, this blank-inside card lets you craft your own fun message. Printed on high-quality 120mm x 170mm cardstock and supplied with an envelope—it’s the perfect way to lift spirits and raise a smile.
Product Details:
- Card size: 120mm x 170mm Blank inside
- Blank Inside
- Supplied with envelope